Thursday, April 5, 2012

My Top 5 Things I Do In Minecraft

My 4th Top 5 of the day! Wow! I must say, I'm really on a rush to play LoL now! LOL! (No pun intended) I'm making these last 2 very quick.

Here are the Top 5 Things I do in Minecraft!

NUMBER 5: KILL SHIT UP




NUMBER 4: BUILD SHIT UP




NUMBER 3: CRAFT SHIT UP




NUMBER 2: EXPLORE THE SHIT OUT OF MY WORLD



And the main thing that I do in Minecraft:



NUMBER 1: BLOW SHIT UP!


How about you? What do you do when you're in your Minecraft World?



My Top 5 Musical Artists

This is my 3rd Top 5 for the day! Damn, this is quite difficult. Even though nobody reads these shits, It's fun doing them. And besides, I made myself a promise! Oh if only studying hard was this easy to promise to myself!

Any-bitch, these are my Top 5 Favorite Music Artists!

NUMBER 5: EARTH, WIND, & FIRE



Formed in the early 70's, this group made me want to live in those times! Seeing them in their music videos made me want to go back in time and join them. They really made themselves look like they were having the time of their lives in their happy songs! That's the thing that I love about this group, they really give feeling that's appropriate to their songs. And the falsetto--DAMN IT IT'S SO GOOD! And one more thing, they are still active! Despite their old age, they still give the best damn show you could ever ask from them.


Earth, Wind, and Fire's September



NUMBER 4: KATY PERRY


I really have a major crush on this one right now! I mean, look at those curves during her music videos! 


She's really sexy, provocative, and fap--i mean, fun to watch. And putting all those aside, SHE CAN REALLY SING. One thing that I love about her songs is that her songs are very versatile. Versatile in the sense that it can be sang in a wide variety of ways. In other words, her songs are very cover-able. They can be covered into a rock version, and damn, they even sound good in acoustic versions. Clearly one of my favorite female artist around.


Katy Perry's Teenage Dream

NUMBER 3: METALLICA


Clearly one of the best bands ever formed. Although I prefer Cliff Burton as their bassist any day, they stood the challenge of time and Cliff's unfortunate death and stuck together until now. This band made a lot of classic songs like Enter Sandman, The Unforgiven, St. Anger, and my favorite, Master of Puppets.

Metallica's Master of Puppets: Live in Seattle



NUMBER 2: WOE, IS ME



My favorite Metalcore Band today. I only heard about them like 3 years ago and started to get hooked on to their songs. My favorite is their rendition of Katy Perry's Last Friday Night for PGP4 [Punk Goes Pop 4] I know right! Katy Perry's song sang by them? Melted my fucking brains and gave my ear an orgasm! And the clean vocals, DAMN IT'S REALLY GOOD! Got me having goosebumps whenever Hance does a vocal solo. They also have original material like this video below:


Woe, Is Me's [&] Delinquents



And now, were down to my Number 1 in this 3rd Top 5! It's been a crazy day! I'm writing anything that goes into my mind right now! Moby dick! Stop barking, dog! I'm on a brink of over-fatigue.

NUMBER 1: NIRVANA



My favorite band of all time! May Kurt rest in piece knowing that he formed the greatest band in the world for me! They may not be as good as others may think, but their songs really spoke to me. And they have sounds and lyrics that are just appealing to my ear. I repeat, we are entitled to our own opinions here. What's good for me may not be good for you. Thank you. Now as I was saying, this band was the best for me. They didn't need flashy guitar solos, great music videos, and shit like that to have my vote for being the best.
I first came into liking this band when I was in my 3rd grade. My older brother was playing their CD [Nevermind] in the ol' Discman. I had a listen and the first song that I ever heard from them was "Smells Like Teen Spirit". I quickly got hooked to their songs and borrowed their CD from my brother frequently. I listened to them while I was playing Star Craft (Oh the good ol' days), and now that the internet is here, I listen to them every time in Youtube. Although the CD is not with us anymore, I could listen to their songs in the internet. I plan to save up to buy that same CD with that iconic naked baby swimming and chasing a dollar if they still have it at our local records store. Some of their great songs that you should give a listen to:

In Bloom
Lithium
Heart-Shaped Box
Rape Me
Come As You Are
All Apologies
Drain You
and more!

Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit

Those are my Top 5 Musical Artists. As I always say, some of the things I say here are purely my opinion. What's great for me may not be for you. So, who are your favorite musical artists?


My Top 5 Cartoons From My Childhood

The second Top 5 of the day! Whew! It's really tiring doing the first one! Damn! I'm getting a Stiff Neck. -_-

So this one's about my Childhood Cartoons. These cartoons were with me as I was growing up. These cartoons reflect me as I am today. Let's look at them once again and reminisce the memories of our childhood well spent in front of the telly.

NUMBER 5: TOM AND JERRY



First aired during the 40's; this set the stereotype of a cat and mouse rivalry. With intense chases and funny antics, these two completed my afternoon/night relaxation in front of the TV in my room! Always looked forward to getting home from school because of these guys! Although I only watch the replays of the Morning's Episode because of school, it's still fine. But during my sick days, I have the luxury of watching them twice! I don't care if the episode just repeats, I just want to watch them again!

For me, the best Tom & Jerry were the old ones.


 
VS

I'll always pick the original Tom and Jerry series over the new one, EVERY TIME. ALWAYS.



NUMBER 4: LOONEY TUNES


This is hardcore cartoons we have over here! Being around for like, FOREVER, this cartoon really made my childhood's TV viewing a VERY NOSTALGIC one.


The Looney Tunes Universe has a lot of characters since the day it first aired. But my favorite ones are the most frequently shown characters like: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer, Porky Pig, etc.


Just like Tom and Jerry, the Looney Tunes series has been remade. And just like Tom and Jerry, I'll always pick the original over the remake, ALWAYS.



NUMBER 3: ROCKET POWER


This got me skateboarding! *Sigh* Those were the days that I was thin and loved extreme sports. But when I fell from my board and broke my arm, I became blog-writing computer nerdy fat guy.

Well said, Tito. Well said.


Anyway, this cartoon revolves around these 4 kids, Otto, Reggie, Twister, and Sam, and their life of extreme sports. And oh, Otto and Reggie has the surname of "Rocket"! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?! I really miss the good 'ol skateboarding days!

NUMBER 2: COW AND CHICKEN


This cartoon made my childhood subconscious mind go "What..The..Fuck" It's simply crazy! First off, a Chicken has a baby Cow sister. Second off, they have human parents that's made of lower half-bodies of typical American parents. Third off, they have an enemy called "The Red Guy" that's literally red and naked. This cartoon made me laugh before bed time. 



We are down to my Number 1. This cartoon really influenced me as I got older. Sometimes I reference lines from this one whenever me and my friends have a conversation.

NUMBER 1: THE SIMPSONS


This cartoon really made my childhood complete. Even though it's an adult-oriented cartoon, I understood most of the lines and the flow of an episode. But some of them were left unsolved until I got older. I get all of the jokes and gags of this cartoons now then ever before. But this had a very nostalgic effect on my childhood. I even named my e-mail address after Bart. Even though I don't watch this more frequently than before, this cartoon will always have a place in my Childhood Memories.

These kinds of cartoons made a significant patch in our childhood memories. As we go older, we would always keep them in our hearts. You? What's your favorite cartoon from your childhood?



My Top 5 LoL Champions [League of Legends]

I've been playing LoL almost non-stop this week. That's because I traded my friend's level 18 DotA account for a level 1 LoL Account with 25 Owned Champions, 2 sets of Tier 3 Runes, 3 Champion Skins, and a 3 Day EXP BOOST. Right now I'm only level 14 with 2 weeks of playing almost non-stop. I know right? WEAK. But that was because I was really worried about my "suppose-to-be" failed subjects. But I passed them. F'YEAH. So right now, I'm playing LoL again ALMOST NON-STOP! But I have to stop now 'cause I have to make these five Top 5s for you guys. And here is the first: My Top 5 Champs that I use very frequently in a game of LoL.


NUMBER 5: 

MORDEKAISER




Abilities:

[Q] - Mace of Spades : Activate this and your next hit will echo to next 3 nearby enemies. Single target? This will hurt like a son of a bitch.

[W] - Creeping Dead : Metal shards will surround your target friendly unit or yourself and gain additional armor and magic resistance. Wait! There's more! It also damages motherfuckers close to you during it's duration! Talk about bad-ass.

[E] - Siphon of Destruction : An offensive skill that deals damage in a cone in front of you. Nuff said.

[R] - Children of the Grave : Morde's Ultimate Skill. Cast this on a sorry motherfucker and see him suffer like a bitch! This deals damage overtime and that damage is life steal. When the target dies with this still on it, that champ's soul will be there to follow you for 30 seconds.

Passive:
Iron Man : Every ability that hits an enemy, you get armor that will absorb damage until it runs out.

Pref. Items:


Sorcerer's Shoes

Hextech Gunblade



Rylai's Crystal Scepter



Abyssal Scepter 



Sunfire Cape


Guardian Angel




You could also do Force of Nature and/or Thornmail if you want to play semi-tank.

Mother of metal!

NUMBER 4:

AMUMU







Abilities:

[Q] - Bandage Toss : Amumu faps into his bandage and toss it to an enemy. If successful hit, it will stick that fap juice and he will pull himself to the target's location. Oh, it also stuns and deals damage.

[W] - Despair : Amumu cries and somehow, it damages enemies that stick to him! SO HARDCORE!

[E] - Tantrum : Amumu goes ape-shit and damages every little enemy motherfucker beside him. Every time some fucker hits him, Tantrum's cool down is reduced.

[R] - Curse of the Sad Mummy : Amumu's Ultimate Skill. An AoE Skill with a big diameter. This renders enemies to take initial damage and makes them not move for a short period of time. A good setter skill.

Passive:
Cursed Touch : Every time Amumu attacks a target, that target will have it's Magic Resistance reduced.

Pref. Items:


Ninja Tabi



Warmog's Armor


Force of Nature



Thornmail



Sunfire Cape



Guardian Angel



Banshee's Veil




What I do here is that I create the boots first. It's not necessarily Ninja Tabi; it can also be:
Swiftness (spd)
Mobility (If you don't have Teleport as a Summoner Spell)
Mercury Threads (For magic resist and increased Tenacity: Anti CC (Crowd Control) Spells)
Then the rest follows in order.
It depends on the opposing team's line-up if you need to change Thornmail with Banshee's Veil.
During late game, if we have the upper-hand, I exchange my boots with Banshee's Veil and keeping my other items. I'm going all-out tank on this one.

Let me give you a hug.

NUMBER 3: 

KATARINA




Abilities:

[Q] - Bouncing Blade : She throws a dagger that seems to bounce from enemy to enemy. Damage depends on your AP (Ability Power).

[W] - Killer Instincts : This ability has a passive and an active effect. The passive one is that this skill makes Kat's attacks more deadly (Inc. Dmg.). The active part is that it buff's Kat's abilities.

[E] - Shunpo : This ability is like Flash; but it needs a target. May it be friendly or foe. If you target a team mate, you instantly move to the target's location. If enemy, it does the same but it deals damage.

[R] - Death Lotus : Katarina's Ultimate Skill. Kat goes focused as fuck and throws daggers to 3 nearby enemy champions. Also, damage depends on AP.

Passive:
Voracity : Every kill or assist, Kat gains 25 bonus gold and her abilities' cool downs are reduced to 15 seconds.

Pref. Items:


Ionian Boots of Lucidity


OR


Sorcerer's Shoes


[DEPENDS ON YOUR RUNES]


Hextech Gunblade



Rylai's Crystal Scepter

Rabadon's Deathcap

Void Staff

Zhonya's Hourglass




Sometimes I do two (2) Rabadon's. But that just too darn suicide.

Sexy killer

NUMBER 2:

MORGANA




Abilities:

[Q] - Dark Binding : A sphere of dark magic that Morgana unleashes in a straight path. If an enemy target get's hit, the target is bound to the ground and renders it unable to move for a max of 3 seconds. It also deals magic damage plus 90% of your AP

[W] - Tormented Soil : Curses an area of the ground. Whenever an enemy steps on that area, it will deal magic damage to that motherfucker. 

[E] - Black Shield : This protects a friendly unit from spell damage and disables. Last 5 seconds or until it has absorbed too much magic damage.

[R] - Soul Shackles : Morgana's Ultimate Skill. Damages nearby enemy champions with initial magic damage plus 70% of your AP. If you stay within a 600 range with them while the skill is still in effect for 3 seconds, they will receive the damage again and, this time, stunning them for 1.5 seconds.

Passive:
Soul Siphon: Just spell vamp. If you don't know what this means (and neither do I), I think it means every time you cast a spell, you gain a certain percentage of HP back to you. 

Pref. Items:


Sorcerer's Shoes

Rod of Ages



Zhonya's Hourglass



Rabadon's Deathcap

Void Staff

Banshee's Veil




Sometimes, I forget Banshee's and go for another Rabadon's Deathcap. Do that if ONLY your team has the upper-hand. Banshee's Veil could really save your life together with your Black Shield ability.

Gothic princess


And we are at my Number 1 Champion. I consider this as my favorite champ now because this one's very easy to use if your teammates are good.

NUMBER 1:

TWITCH




Abilities:

[Q] - Ambush : After 1.25 seconds (And make sure your'e not being hit), you will be stealth-ed. If you attack an enemy while in stealth, you gain bonus attack speed depending on how long you were in stealth.

[W] - Debilitating Poison : Slows nearby enemy champions by 30% and a bonus 6% for every stack of your passive hit.

[E] - Expunge : Deals damage plus all your AP to a target that's poisoned by your passive PLUS damage for every stack of your passive's hit.

[R] - Spray and Pray : Twitch becomes ape-shit and fires long-ranged shots of fucking damaging motherfuckers. This also goes through every enemies hit and hitting other enemies behind them. Those hits poisons your enemies with your passive. Expunge all the way!

Passive:
Deadly Venom : This aides your normal attacks and your abilities. Every time you attack, you 'cause the target to be poisoned and let it deal true damage overtime. And every stack of this passive that hits a target, your [W] and [E] becomes more powerful in effect.

Pref. Items:


Boots of Mobility [For fast scouting; You could also do Berserker's Greaves]



Infinity Edge


Phantom Dancer



The Black Cleaver



The Bloodthirster



Banshee's Veil




What I do here at the first minutes of the game, I buy a Doran's Blade and go top or bottom [I'm not good in mid or solo]. After my [Q] is high enough and I have my Boots, we gank either our lane or I go stealth to mid. If ganks are successful, you should be able to buy your first item: IE [Infinity Edge]. Then go scout around the map with your [Q] maxed. Mid-game, during clashes, I'm the last one that goes out from [Q] so I could clean what my teammates have started. During this time, you should have your PD [Phantom Dancer] and your'e on your way to your Black Cleaver. During Late-Game, you should have your Bloodthirster by this time and finishing the game. I mostly don't go finishing up to Banshee's. And a lot of times, I dis Banshee's and buy me another PD or Black Cleaver. But Banshee's quite helpful.

For me, to play a successful Twitch is: BE A MOTHERFUCKING POLICE. Scout as much as possible. Whenever you have an opportunity to kill, KILL. That's how you get your core items ASAP. And don't go into a full set of enemies alone, better have someone be there to back you up.

Happy Twitching. <3

These are my Top 5 Champions in League of Legends. Most of these guys are not successful to me a lot of times and this causes the team to forfeit or lose. But with good teammates and a stroke of luck, we gain upper-hand and sometimes dominating the enemy, BIG TIME. Especially with my Twitch. What I'm trying to say is that a good game of LoL is not made by yourself, it's with your teammates and how you get along. Just do your role properly that suits most of your team's needs to win the game!

SEE YOU AT THE GAME, SUMMONER!